Greetings in Christ Jesus

Another year! What does 2019 have in store?  It is a good thingwe do not know.  God knows.  We must trust Him to provide and care for us.  HE loves us, so He will take care of us.  So, I can say “God’s blessings for the newyear!” 

Our weekly Senior lunchtime will start again on January 9 with communion. We celebrate Holy Communion everysecond Wednesday of the month. We will go back to your favorite sack lunchfollowed by GOT (Growing Older Together) then mid-week worship at 1:30pm.

 Our Geek sessions start back up on Friday, January11.  We gather every second Friday of the month.  This assists us to grasp modern technology.

Maxine and I wish all of you a God blessed New Year!

 Hi folks,   I went South to Arizona for the holidays.  I look forward to seeing you soon.     

  I want you to know that 2019 is the year of the cheese.

 Our friend Jane sent Jennifer some smiles.  I will turn it over to her.

Happy New Year!   Love , Zeke

        Webster’s Wanna-bes

  1. Accordionated (ah kor’de on ay tid) (adj) Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
  2. Aquadextrous (awk wa deks’ trus) (adj) Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
  3. Burgacide (bur’ uh side) n. When a hamburger can’t take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.
  4. Carpetuation (kar’pet u a shun) n. The act when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
  5. Disconfect (dis kon fect’) v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will remove all the germs.
  6. Elbonics (el bon icks’) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
  7. Elecelleration (el a cel er ay’shun) n. The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.
  8. Frust (frust) n. the small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keep backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
  9. Lactomangulation (lak tow man gyu la shun) v. Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the illegal side.
  10. Telecrastination (tel e kras tin ay’ shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you’re only six inches away.